Convergence Of Biotechnology, Nanotechnology and 12-G Mobile Cellphoney. (this is a work of pure tech fiction by delabs written around the year 2000)
This post was first put in a blog powered by pMachine in 2001 or earlier, may have given the inspiration for the Android Brand.
This is a revolution of sorts. The final triumph of man over nature. The solution to the globalization standoff.
Here I describe a small DIY (Do It Yourself) CBNM (Convergence Of Biotechnology, Nanotechnology and 12-G Mobile Cellphony.).
First unfold the third dual helix protein of a human DNA. This is fairly straight forward. These days they do it with their eyes closed.
Then procure from a leading nonotech vendor a 12-G Mobile Multimedia Enhanced Module IP (Intellectual Property).
Now embed the 12-G IP on the 48654 Rung of the Left Spiral Ladder of DNA and begin the hyper cloning process.
Then subject the cloned mass to accelerated aging in an activated rhodium incubator for a few pico seconds to trigger a super-mutation.
Now the baby that has been produced is the CBNM Super-Cell-Android. This child is born connected and online with a 1Gbps XeePee Network.
The mobilephone and multimedia pda are embedded in this child. He can chat, talk, download music and movies without moving a finger or blinking an eye.
The only problem is even as a little infant, he will start getting huge communication bills and if not paid in time the global service provider can terminate him.
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delabs Stories written around 2000 also known as Y2K Fables
